Bonus Library Story!

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Bitchly Little Girl #3! Comes in to return a laptop. Appears to be in a rush, but spends a full minute adjusting her clothing before she logs on to the laptop lending station, so we can go through the actual process of returning her laptop. Which, I notice, has not been shut down. In the future, I mention casually, make sure you give it enough time to shut down all the way. Why do you have the default on 'restart,' then? she counters. You know, I say, I couldn't tell you. You should take it up with CLICC. I don't have the time to, she informs me. She also apparently does not have two fucking seconds to switch the setting from 'restart' to 'shut down.' But she does have the time to make my life unpleasant, apparently. Jesus.

Also, I am hungry.