I did the Macarena with a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want: that's how I roll.

[sigmastolen]

My mum e-mailed me this today:


> For some Friday morning lite, as we head into a Glorious Weekend!!!
>
>
> This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the
> subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the
> person that sent it to you. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE~
>
> Pick the month you were born:
>
> January------I kicked
> February-----I loved
> March---------I karate chopped
> April-----------I licked
> May-----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I did the Macarena With
> August-------I had lunch with
> September---I danced with
> October------I sang to
> November----I yelled at
> December----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
> 1- ------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my cell phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbour
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18---- ---a spoon
> 19------- a smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an ipod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a llama
> 31-------a homeless guy
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> White--------because I'm cool like that.
> Black---------because that's how I roll.
> Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
> Red----------because the voices told me to.
> Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
> Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
> Brown--------because I can.
> Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself.
>
> Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward
> to your friends.
>
> Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you!
> I can't wait to see what you get stuck with.
>

So what are you waiting for? DO IT BETCH

---- some highlights of the e-mail (meaning, other people's sentences that got attached to the forward message) ----

> I danced with my cell phone because I can.

> I smelled a llama because Big Bird said to and he's my leader

> I KARATE CHOPPED A GANGSTER BECAUSE BIG BIRD SAID TO AND HE'S MY LEADER.

> Subject: I had lunch with a pickle, because I'm cool like that

> Subject: I jumped on my best friend's boyfriend because that's how I roll!!!!!!!!!!!