p.s. so i'm sitting around with roomie & the cat

[sigmastolen]

Roscoe: *stops kneading my neck, climbs off my chest, walks across the couch, places his front paws on Roomie's chest*

Roomie: Where are you going?

Roscoe: *proceeds to climb into her arms and knead her neck*

Me: He's so insistent. Resistance is futile.

Roomie: You're the Borg, Roscoe.

I have the best roommate ever. And also the weirdest cat. But I'm so glad she followed that reference.

addendum:
Roomie: How weird is it that we have creatures that lay on us? I have a creature that I captured from the wild, and I give him food and water and shelter and sometimes he sleeps on me.