Open Letters
Aug. 27th, 2009 08:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sigmastolenDear Dirt Devil,
You suck. Or, more accurately, you don't suck, which is precisely the problem.
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Dear Self,
Do not invent hypothetical situations that have a real chance of coming true. That's just asking for trouble. Like with the "broken plant pot" remark.
p.s. Don't worry, there was nothing alive in the plant pot that fell.
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Dear Flatmate,
I don't know if you've looked in the fridge or the cupboards lately, but you probably have about twice as much food as I do. Stop asking me if I have things that you can eat/cook. Also, stop asking me if we have things before you look for them yourself. I am not your keeper.
You suck. Or, more accurately, you don't suck, which is precisely the problem.
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Dear Self,
Do not invent hypothetical situations that have a real chance of coming true. That's just asking for trouble. Like with the "broken plant pot" remark.
p.s. Don't worry, there was nothing alive in the plant pot that fell.
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Dear Flatmate,
I don't know if you've looked in the fridge or the cupboards lately, but you probably have about twice as much food as I do. Stop asking me if I have things that you can eat/cook. Also, stop asking me if we have things before you look for them yourself. I am not your keeper.
