Chocolate has feelings too.

So, my mum likes to buy those Dove chocolates with the little messages printed on the inside of the wrappers, right? You know the ones I mean. Anyway, this weekend I got one that said, "Chocolate always loves you back."

I laughed, but I still can't decide if it's hilarious or depressing or just plain strange.

In other news, I think I'll start waking up an hour earlier to jog. I hate jogging, but really, I need to burn off some of this latent aggression. I had a dream last week in which I threw my favourite mug (it has a bunny on it) against the wall and it shattered into a million pieces and I tried to pick them all up to glue back together but they were miniscule and everywhere and I couldn't and I woke up really depressed.

But conducting and bassoon are encouraging, eh?

55378008

Does anyone else remember this from third grade?

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6922251 * 8 = BOOBLESS, told as "A girl had 69 boobs. She had too, too, too(2,2,2) many. So she went to 51rst [sic] to see Doctor X(multiplication symbol). He gave her 8 pills, they left her 55378008. Another form is "She liked to 69, but her boobs were 2, 2, 2 big. In 5 hours 1 plastic surgeon reduced her bra size by 8 and left her boobless!" Also told as "There was a girl who was 13 years old. She had 84 centimetre long boobs but she wanted them 45 centimetres long. She went to the doctor, and the doctor said, 'Oh (0), take these pills twice (2) a day. Instead, she took them 4 times a day (multiplied by 4) and ended up boobless.
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Except in the version (var. of the first one) I learned she was walking down 51st street and she met Mr. X and he ate (8) all her boobs, and then she was boobless. It's really childish but I wish I remembered this more clearly.

In related news, I love those shirts with the upside-down calculators that say BOOBIES (5318008). Glarkware also sells a BOOBLESS model. Heh.