I amuse myself

The clearing-out of my school e-mail account continues. I just discovered that on the morning of 5 May 2009, I sent myself three e-mails in the space of an hour. The subject lines were:
feh
feh II
grandson of feh
Am I funnier when I'm annoyed?

edit 14:47 Deletion finished!! I got down to 7 pages, which is all of my e-mail from the last month, plus one or two pages of significant older stuff. That means of my gig of storage space, I have decreased the amount I'm using from over 20% to 8.55%. I feel so accomplished!

library patrons, what.

Dear Guy who just returned the red pen to the circulation desk,

I'm certain you did not just say, "Thank you, my love," as you handed me the pen. Because, I don't care if you're gay or asexual or very friendly or whatever, we have never met and that is not okay to say to someone who is merely doing her job.

With a great deal of professional distance,
Sigma